So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!