it wasn't lemon gatorade
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.