I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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