Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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