Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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