It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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