I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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