Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I showed him my bush... on skype.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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