i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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