Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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