I hope mine doesn't look like that
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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