i dont even know how to be here
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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