Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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