What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
