i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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