His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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