just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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