i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
