He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?