I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots