he puts the penis in happiness.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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