I wish I could teleport
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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