the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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