they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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