I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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