So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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