Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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