How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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