when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
