i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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