some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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