He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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