look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Walk of Shame today included voting.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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