at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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She's the barista slut.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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