brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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