got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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