I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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