My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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