It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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