I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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