lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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