so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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