The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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