Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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