Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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