Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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