I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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