Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??