i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study