Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
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so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect