Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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