party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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