before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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