It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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